HASHING THE GRUESOME WAY!
Selamat Datang!
Welcome to the gruesome hash.
For those of you living the everyday life and being
content with that - stop reading now!
For the rest of you, in search of something different and leaving average at home - get on the trail with us!
We just do it.
We just run.
We just run for fun and we especially like the physical part of hashing.
It is even fair to say that some of us may like the running just a bit more than drinking!
We may not be the smartest, brightest or best looking but we're sure the most fit
which is really nothing to brag about when it comes to hashing!
Anyway, if you like challenging and adventurous running -
Welcome to join us!
-----------BREAKING NEWS-----------
Run no 37 finished!
Happy bashers this time were Ulrika, Gaynor Boy, Crampin' Stairs
Squawk Box, Lamb Chops, Snuffy the Sailor and GM
Flash and Trash will soon be updated!
On-On!
TRAIL CLASSIFICATION -
EASY - Your Granny can do it, no further comments needed.
MEDIUM - If your Granny is really fit, she can do it! Some parts can be challenging.
HARD - Now we're talking! Tougher and sweatier. Bringing extra clothes/shoes is recommended as you might get wet.
EXTREME - You are definitely going to get wet! Some parts of the trail are vertical! (Have you seen "Cliffhanger" with Sylvester Stallone?)
WHY HASH? -
When you run you get thirsty
When you get thirsty you drink
When you drink you get drunk
When you get drunk you fall asleep
When you fall asleep you dream
When you dream you commit no sin
When you commit no sin you go to heaven
So...
LET'S RUN AND GO TO HEAVEN!
HORN SIGNALS BASED ON RAILWAY REGULATIONS -
Attention! "Checking!" - short sound __
Brake, slow down! - long/short/long sound _____ __ _____
Un-do brakes, forward! - long sound/short sound _____ __
Train is coming! "On-on!" - long sound _____
Danger! - many short sounds __ __ __ __ __
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